Monday, August 14, 2023

This One

This one turned 23 today. 







She still wears dresses. She still curtseys. She still twirls.
But now she does those things with the grace of a woman. 

On another note, my youngest brother, Squirrel, is 50 today. I remember the day he was born too. 


Saturday, August 12, 2023

I'm Certain I Would Just Open a Festering Wound

While in Michigan, I attended Mass in Tawas. And you know what?! Several people said hello.

I took notes on how members of this Catholic church came up to me, greeting me and making me feel welcome. Friendly folks inquired about my welfare, lineage and what brought me to that part of the world. Given I was in a tourist town, I'm sure the regulars are used to visitors. 

As much as I'd love to share this with the Ladies Auxiliary, it would probably make them butthurt all over again. 

Friday, August 11, 2023

Life as a Highway

After two longer than necessary days of driving, I'm back in Texas. Both days should have been 8 hour drives. Both were 13+ hours. 

I never want to drive again. 

Weather apps are wonderful, but it really helps if Mother Nature checks the Internet to find out she scheduled to wait one more hour before sending thunderstorms and hail.

Protip: If you ask my friend Jane to book you a room in Illinois and specify the city... well, Don't ask my friend Jane to book you a hotel room. It will save you an 85 mile drive, through insufferable weather conditions at the end of a very long day. 

My GPS has a passive aggressive hate with Indiana and can't seem to find any normal road--like something wide enough for two cars to safely co-exist. Or, you know, the Interstate. My GPS also wants to prove there are at least three mountains and 196,794 corn fields in Indiana, and by golly, I saw every one of them. 

When pressed for directions, residents of Northwest Indiana have zero clue how to find Interstate 74. 

I hate fog, rain, hail, thunderstorms and dark, funnel clouds--low to the ground--in the Midwest heading straight towards where I'm driving. For that matter, at this moment, I'm really not a fan of the Midwest. 

N: I'm sorry I didn't make it clear I couldn't meet last Wednesday. 

J: I'm sorry I didn't call you in the last two days. Weather/traffic conditions made me focus on driving. 

Interstate 40 between Memphis and Little Rock was all 18-wheelers and one silver Rav-4 (me). There must have been some memo I missed. Because, yesterday, as a celebration of the name of the Interstate, ALL traffic--IN BOTH LANES--sped along at 40 miles an hour for 128 miles.

I spent the last hour of my drive between mile marker 6 and 1 in Arkansas, on Interstate 30 at some random backup. I opted not to take the one and only exit (at mile marker 7) that might have gotten me out of that mess, because I was so close to home. During that hour, I successfully played the alphabet game twelve times and managed to find Q, J, and Z without problems. 

The cat lost more weight. The dog gained the weight the cat lost. The dishes probably weren't done at all while I was gone. I have to go grocery shopping in an hour. But I'm so happy to see everyone, I don't care. 

Monday, August 7, 2023

Lake Days

The only reason I'm sitting inside this early in the day at the lake cottage is because it hasn't reached sixty degrees yet and the wind has picked up, letting us know a storm is brewing. In fact, I believe this is the first time in my entire life I've worn a sweater in August. But here I am, sweater and all. 


Bonus Dad took me to Sault Saint Marie--at the tippy top of Michigan--last week. We watched the boats in the locks and then toured a freighter museum, inside an actual freighter. Boat interest is big in Michigan. The two of us seem to gravitate towards local maritime museums, of which there appear to be many. This one actually included artifacts from the Edmund Fitzgerald, which was kind of eerie. 

That is the actual museum we toured. 

Yesterday, per my silly tradition, I woke up extra-early and drove to Lake Huron to watch the sunrise. Aft wards, I ate Michigan blueberry pancakes at the little cafĂ© next to the lake and went to church. Sometimes I make it in time to see the sun rise, sometimes I don't. This year I got lucky. 

Lake Huron


I'll be leaving in a couple of days. According to the weather reports, the Midwest is in for lots of rain this week and, if I act accordingly, I'm hoping to miss the storms. Polly has a birthday next week, and though she already has plans, I want to be there. I need my children more than they need me at this phase of their life. 

For reasons too complicated to go into in this patch of cyber space, this might be my last trip to the lake. I love coming here, and I will miss it. But I'm grateful for these stolen moments I've had to sit next to the window, watching the lake and sit next to Bonus Dad. 

Thursday, August 3, 2023

My Favorite Remarkably Bright Creature

On my walk this morning.
I am sitting in front of the window at the 1937 cottage on Henderson Lake, Michigan right now. Bonus Dad is next to me. I brought him a copy of, Remarkably Bright Creatures, and he hasn't put it down. I was slightly nervous to give him this story, as it isn't a sci-fi or a  mystery (his two preferred genres). Now, I'm a bit tickled. In fact, he wanted to put off our afternoon trip into Tawas by an hour or two because he is into his book. 

Bonus Dad is the most remarkably bright of the remarkably bright creatures I've ever encountered. A retired engineer, he is my go-to for trivia, logic and sound advice. 

My crowning achievement in Trivial Pursuit was the day I beat him by one question. I got lucky. My question was, "What color moves first in a game of chess."  

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

An Ironic Twist

 I took Polly to Deb's Church of Christ's Sunday meet and greet this past week. Honestly, I hadn't been since April. And, I thought about not going this month as well, but I knew Polly--who had been invited by Deb months ago--really wanted to check this out. 

There happened to be six (including me) Coronas among the 25+ women who showed up (So, these are your friends, Mom? Wait! You have friends?"). The Coronas have heard me mention on occasion Polly is a music major. And they didn't forget. I won't say they conspired, but Leah (who happens to teach at Polly's school) did announce to the crowd she knew Polly could sing and maybe they could all encourage her to give a concert. Suzy, by the way, seconded the idea. And Deb and Cindy chimed in. All night. 

Before December 17, 2021, Polly tended to keep to herself. She had a couple of friends she saw sometimes. I don't recall her bothering to say good-bye to most of them when we moved. In fact, I'm pretty sure she only stays in touch with one of them. When she arrived in Texarkana, she blossomed into this entirely different person. She's outgoing. She has a really great group of friends. She is in the student council. However, even with Polly's new-found sense of adventure, I would never have expected her to agree to sing in front of a room of strangers. 

After a lot of encouragement--and accusations from her that I set this up, which I did not, and Leah promised it was her idea--what do you know? Polly belted out two beauties to this impromptu audience. They listened in a stunned silence as she sang in her operatic soprano voice. And then, they gave her a rousing standing ovation. She earned every clap, cheer and smile from these women. It was all her talents. 

I'd like to point out this little tid-bit though. None of them knew it, but the two songs she sang to this Church of Christ crowd just happened to be Catholic hymns.  

Tuesday, August 1, 2023