Obituary

Finn's opinion about another
Diamondbacks' losing season

Phineas Finnegan O'Malley Sunshine (2010ish to 2023)--known as Finn to his friends--left this world peacefully yesterday, surrounded by several family members and his vet, Doc P. 

An avid bird, lizard and scorpion hunter, in his younger years, Finn often brought in his trophies to show his loving family, causing several at-length discussion about the difference between "inside" and "outside" toys. 

Always the prankster, Finn enjoyed his time in Arizona, lounging on the staircase, tripping an unsuspecting Sunshine. Additionally, Finn relished in goading the 237 yappy dogs next door at 4 a.m. by laying on the block fence, extending his paw towards their yard and watching with great anticipation as they jumped on their nubby legs in their attempts to cajole him to join them in their rabblerousing. 

In his spare time, Finn perfected the art of holding down the floor, master bed, staircase and garden. After his move to Texas, Finn grew more subdued, agreeing that staying indoors better suited his talents and giving the birds of prey no reason to hunt in his yard. 

Finn was also an avid Diamondbacks fan and held several opinions about their bullpen's blown saves year after year, even offering to try out for the team himself, in an effort to improve their odds of making the playoffs. A life-long Libretarian, any night he could be found howling in front of the television until someone turned on Fox News for him to view. Ever the family-cat, Finn patrolled his home, ensuring every member was accounted for each evening. When Polly and Buck, might not make it home for the night or might be at summer camp, Finn often and frequently stood outside their doors, yowling, letting the rest of the Sunshines know we might have misplaced a kitten or two. However, Finn's true favorite activity was laying on his back and commanding any family member to rub his belly. 

Though born in Arizona, Finn was declared a true Texan by Doc P. (posthumously) and will be laid to rest in Wake Village, TX. 

Upon his arrival into Heaven, Finn was greeted by his best-pal-ever, Ollie the springer spaniel, as well as a plethora of other admirers and well-wishers. He is survived by his human family: Marty, myself, Buckaroo, and his absolute favorite person, the "blond kitten," Polly. Additionally, he is survived by his emotional support teddy bear, Pookie and his tolerated housemate, Luna the Dog. 

In lieu of flowers, the family is asking for recommendations for a reliable carpet cleaner who can remove the last several weeks' of feline biomass from the master bedroom floor. 

A wake and celebration of Finn's life was held at Cold Stone Creamery immediately after Finn's passing, with toasts to his wonderful contributions to the Sunshine Family.