I Did Not Agree To This When I Said I'd Move To Texas

I'm not making this up. 

In the Metro Texarkana News & Report Facebook Group--in case any of all'y'all want to look it up (September 10), you can find a bird, chasing a gigantic rattlesnake. 

On a high school football field. 

Because that's where rattlers apparently hang out.  

In Texarkana.

GIGANTIC